- girl: i'm having vagina surgery
- boyfriend: i know
- girl: i love you
- boyfriend: i love you too
- after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
- girl: where is my boyfriend
- dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
- girl: what
okay I’m gonna just do this fucking resume and submit it and we’ll see what happens. It’s nice knowing that I tried to get a job even though it’s probably super late..
Ugh I hate this annoying humid weather, take me back to Californiaaaaaaaaaaaa.